These Notices and Terms create a legal agreement between you (“You” and where appropriate, “Your”) and Squee, LLC (“Squee” and where appropriate, “Us” “Our” “it” or “its”) that governs: (1) the information of Squee made available through this website (the “Information”); (2) the nature of the relationship between You and Squee; (3) certain matters of professional responsibility; (4) Squee’s use of Your information it gathers through this website; and (5) Your use of this website, related components and features of this website, and the Information (collectively, the “Squee site: www.mattermission.com and www.kegelbell.com”). By accessing any portion of the Squee Site, You are indicating that You have read and understood, and that You assent to be bound by, these Notices and Terms, which may be amended from time to time by Squee pursuant to the terms herein. If You do not agree to these Notices and Terms, You are not permitted to access the Squee Site [mattermission.com and kegelbell.com]
The Information is made available for general informational purposes only, and is not intended to constitute specific medical advice or to be a substitute for advice from qualified doctor. Without limiting the foregoing, the Information may not reflect recent developments in the medicine, may not be complete, and may not be accurate in or applicable to Your particular case. Because the Information is general in nature and may not pertain to Your specific circumstances, You should not act or refrain from acting based on any Information without first obtaining advice from your medical doctor qualified in the applicable subject matter.
You agree that Your access of the Squee Site or receipt of the Information, or Your transmission of electronic mail to addresses on the Squee Site [mattermission.com and kegelbell.com], does not create a doctor-patient relationship between You and Squee.
3.1. No Advertising or Solicitation. The Squee Site is not intended to be an advertisement or solicitation.
3.2. Sensitive Communications. You agree that electronic mail sent by You to Squee will not be treated as confidential or invoke a doctor-patient privilege. Notwithstanding the foregoing, You acknowledge that electronic mail and the Internet are generally insecure media of communication, and Squee cannot guarantee the confidentiality of any electronic mail sent to or received by it or any information submitted by You to Squee through the Squee Site.
3.3. Age Appropriate; Squee strongly recommends the website visitor be 18 years old and older and that anyone under 18 have permission from a parent or guardian. All content is educational and is appropriate for education, but some may want to control the sexual education of minors, and if that is the case, all minors should get permission from a parent or guardian before educating themselves on this site.
3.4. Principal Office; Squee’s principal office is in Mesa, Arizona.
3.5. No Warranty of Results. The Information may contain descriptions of matters in which Squee successfully represented its clients. The results of these matters were dependent on their specific circumstances, and are in no way intended to be predictive of future results, even in similar circumstances, or offer any type of guarantee or assurance of outcome. Information pertaining to Squee clients may not reflect the opinions of such clients.
4.2. Activity Logging. When You use the Squee Site, which may be hosted in part or its entirety by a third party, the Squee Site will collect information indirectly and automatically (through, for example, the use of “cookies” or Your “IP address”) about Your activities. Squee uses this activity information (the “Activity Information”) for internal purposes such as to administer the Squee Site, improve the Squee Site, and help Squee understand how the Squee Site is being used including the demographics and “clickstreams” of its visitors. “Cookies” are small pieces of information stored not stored on the Squee Site. You are always free to decline cookies if Your browser permits, but in that case, some portions of the Squee Site may not operate properly. An “IP address” is a number that is automatically assigned to Your computer when You use the Internet.
4.3. Personally Identifiable Information. The Squee Site is designed so that You may generally browse it without providing any Personally Identifiable Information (defined below). Certain areas of the Squee Site, however, may require or allow the voluntarily submission of Personally Identifiable Information (for example, commenting on the www.kegelbell.com or www.mattermission.com blog). Squee uses Your Personally Identifiable Information for the purposes for which it was submitted by You to Squee and for Squee to send you publications and invitations that may be of interest to you. Except as otherwise set forth in this Section 4, Squee does not share Your Personally Identifiable Information with third parties. “Personally Identifiable Information” means information that would allow someone to identify or contact You, such as Your name, physical or electronic mail address, and telephone number; provided, however, that Personally Identifiable Information does not include aggregated information that, by itself, does not permit the identification of individual persons and does not include the Activity Information.
4.4. Removal of Personally Identifiable Information. Squee will use commercially reasonable efforts to remove Your Personally Identifiable Information from our then current Squee Site at any time upon Your written request to email@example.com. Such removal of Personally Identifiable Information will not ensure the permanent removal of such Personally Identifiable Information from the Squee Site. For example, such Personally Identifiable Information may remain in Squee’s archival or backup copies of the Squee Site.
4.5. Additional Disclosure of Personally Identifiable Information. Squee may share Personally Identifiable Information with third parties, including affiliated firms and third parties performing services for or on behalf of Squee. Such services may include communications, database, event management, hosting, mailing, and marketing services. Additionally, Squee cannot fully ensure that Your Personally Identifiable Information will not be disclosed to third parties. For example, Squee may be legally obligated to disclose information to the government or third parties under certain circumstances, third parties may circumvent Squee’s security measures to unlawfully intercept or access transmissions or private communications, or an error may occur in the administration of the Squee Site. In the unlikely event that Squee needs to investigate or resolve possible problems or inquiries, Squee may, and You authorize Squee to, disclose any information about You to government officials as permitted by applicable law.
5.1. Prohibited Uses. You will not use the Squee Site in violation of any applicable law. Without limiting the foregoing, You will not use the Squee Site in connection with (a) the infringement of intellectual property rights including Squee’s rights in its marks and its articles and alerts; (b) the unauthorized transmission of unsolicited commercial electronic mail; (c) the transmission of defamatory materials; or (d) fraud. You will not violate, attempt to violate, or knowingly facilitate the violation of the security (including access control or authentication systems) or integrity of the Squee Site.
5.2. Copyright in Information. The Squee Site including the Information is protected by United States and international copyright laws. All rights are reserved. Subject to the terms of these Notices and Terms, Squee grants to You a limited, nonexclusive, personal license to access, view, download and print the Information solely for noncommercial and informational purposes. You may not modify the Information in any way and You may not remove or obscure any copyright or permission notices provided on or in connection with the Information. Squee does not grant to You any rights in its marks. You are free to hyperlink to any page in the publicly available pages of the Squee Site; provided, however, that You agree to immediately remove any such hyperlink upon Squee’s written request.
5.3. Electronic Mail. Subject to Section 5.1, You may send electronic mail to those addresses made available on the Squee Site for the purposes of requesting alerts or other news notification services, submitting voluntary survey responses, responding to or making inquiries regarding Squee events, requesting information regarding Squee or legal or other services offered by Squee, and inquiring about employment opportunities. You agree to cease sending electronic mail to any Squee address upon Squeerequest.
5.4. No Warranties. THE Squee SITE IS PROVIDED TO YOU “AS IS.” YOUR ACCESS AND USE OF THE Squee SITE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY THE LAW AND RULES OF PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY IN THE APPLICABLE JURISDICTION, Squee DISCLAIMS ALL CONDITIONS, REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING ANY WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, ACCURACY OF INFORMATIONAL CONTENT, SYSTEM INTEGRATION, NON-INFRINGEMENT OF THIRD PARTY RIGHTS, QUIET ENJOYMENT, AND UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE OPERATION.
5.5. Disclaimer of Liability. TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY THE LAW AND RULES OF PROFESSIONAL RESPONSIBILITY IN THE APPLICABLE JURISDICTION, Squee DISCLAIMS LIABILITY FOR ANY LOST PROFITS OR LOST INCOME, LOST BUSINESS, OR LOST DATA, OR FOR ANY CONSEQUENTIAL, INDIRECT, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM OR RELATING TO THE Squee SITE.
5.6. Third Party Information. Squee may hyperlink to or otherwise make third party information available on the Squee Site. This is done solely for the purposes of convenience. Squee does not endorse or approve of any such third party information or such third parties.
5.7. Miscellaneous. You agree that any dispute arising out of or in connection with the Squee Site or these Notices and Terms will be governed by the laws of the state of Arizona without reference to conflict of laws principles that would require the application of the laws of any other jurisdiction, and You submit to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of the state and federal courts located in Maricopa County, Arizona. In the event that You gain access to information not intended to be accessed by You, You agree that You will immediately notify Squee and lawfully destroy all copies of such information in Your possession. Squee may be contacted at firstname.lastname@example.org